1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:02,753 ♪ One two ♪ 2 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:04,130 ♪ A one two three and ♪ 3 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,382 [theme music] 4 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,356 ♪ Chico ♪ 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,860 ♪ Don't be discouraged ♪ 6 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,236 ♪ The Man he ain't ♪ 7 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:31,574 ♪ So hard to understand ♪ 8 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,367 ♪ Chico ♪ 9 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:36,787 ♪ If you try now ♪ 10 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,914 ♪ I know that you can lend ♪ 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,959 ♪ A helping hand ♪ 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,837 ♪ Because there's good in every one ♪ 13 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,423 ♪ And a new day has begun ♪ 14 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:50,092 ♪ You can see the morning sun ♪ 15 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:53,304 ♪ If you try ♪ 16 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,139 ♪ And I know ♪ 17 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:58,309 ♪ Things will be better ♪ 18 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,810 ♪ Oh yes they will ♪ 19 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:04,063 ♪ For Chico and The Man ♪ 20 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,191 ♪ Yes they will ♪ 21 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,235 ♪ For Chico and The Man ♪♪ 22 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,301 [cash register dings] 23 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,221 Chico! Chico! 24 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,139 Cho-hoo, Chico! 25 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,228 Hey, how are you? 26 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,230 Good to see you. How is everything? 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,856 - You alright-- - You're not Chico. 28 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,149 - I'm not Chico? - Hmm-mm. 29 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,859 That's the nicest compliment I've had today. 30 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,236 [chuckles] 31 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,281 Hey, Liz. 32 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:56,951 How you been? 33 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,244 [giggling] Good. 34 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:02,039 So, Chico, guess what? 35 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,374 Today, I graduated. 36 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,084 I am a trained nurse. 37 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,293 Yeah, you trained? 38 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:07,711 Let's see a trick. 39 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,636 Wow! 40 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,472 Now, that's what I call mouth to mouth resuscitation. 41 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:19,849 Ah... 42 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,685 And, this is what I call mouth to mouth resuscitation. 43 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,730 And this is what I put up with. 44 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,399 [sighs] 45 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,484 And now we celebrate. 46 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,026 Come on, take me to lunch. 47 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,487 Honey, I can't take you to lunch. 48 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,281 I'm waitin' on my cousin Pepe. He's comin' over. 49 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,491 Cousin Pepe? Who's your cousin Pepe? 50 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,785 I told you. Pepe, Pepe Fernando. 51 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,245 Pepe Fernando! 52 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,080 The hip Pepe Fernando? 53 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,749 The singer, the composer, the star? 54 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,668 You mean to tell me that your cousin is that Pepe Fernando 55 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,088 and you never told me? How come? 56 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,756 Well, you see, Pepe and I got a deal. 57 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,593 I don't brag about his singing, and uh... 58 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,803 ...he don't brag about what I'm good at. 59 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:03,475 But just think of it. Pepe Fernando! 60 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:07,270 Oh, every time I hear him sing I get goosebumps all over my body. 61 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,772 You should see them. 62 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,358 That's not a bad idea. Come on, let me take a look. 63 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,026 Aye, Chico, please. 64 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,695 Pepe Fernando! 65 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,406 Listen, if I should faint, when I meet him... 66 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,075 ...you get everything for me on instant replay. 67 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,202 Oh, Pepe Fernando! 68 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,537 I have to freshen up. 69 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,623 Ed, can I go upstairs? 70 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,208 Ah-ha. 71 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,919 Eddie, you know I've seen you go up those stairs a million times 72 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,339 and it never did for me what that just did. 73 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,719 Well, that's what I get for wearing droopy pantyhose. 74 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,308 Hey, this cousin of yours, he really must be loaded, huh? 75 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:46,477 Are you kiddin'? He's got four Rolls-Royces 76 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,811 parked in four different directions. 77 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,980 So you don't have to waste time turning around. 78 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,983 So, how come if he's so rich 79 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,110 why doesn't he do something for his cousin Chico? 80 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,362 Do I look like I need help? 81 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,614 Didn't I get all this way on my own? 82 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,036 That's right. 83 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,247 You dreamed the impossible dream and it all came true. 84 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,334 [horn honks] 85 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,339 Pepe! 86 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,258 Come on, Pepe. How're you doin'? 87 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,802 Chico! 88 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:26,016 [speaking in foreign language] 89 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,319 You look good, man. 90 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,612 Shiny and shit. 91 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,072 - Yeah. - Yeah. 92 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:41,740 Hey, excuse me a minute, Chico. 93 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:44,243 - Carter. - I'm right here, boss. 94 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,995 It's okay, Carter, you can go now. 95 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,039 [sighs] Boss, I feel real bad to be quitting on you like this. 96 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,625 If it wasn't for my kid's health, I'd never think of it. 97 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,086 You sure you'll be able to get another chauffeur alright? 98 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,130 I think I will. No problem. 99 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,214 Thank you very much, Carter. Good luck. 100 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,550 Goodbye, boss. 101 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,635 Hey, uh... 102 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,637 ...how come you didn't tell me your cousin was blind? 103 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,514 I forgot. But, wait till you know Pepe. 104 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,975 You-you won't even notice it. Pepe, come here, man. 105 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,309 I want you to meet the man 106 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,812 who is responsible for making me what I am today. 107 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,105 Ah, hold it, Chico. 108 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:16,065 My reputation's bad enough as it is. 109 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,402 Never mind him, he's actually very nice, sweet 110 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,404 clean, reverent, brave and loyal. 111 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,572 He sounds like a good scout. 112 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,782 - Ha. - Yeah. 113 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,410 I not only help little old ladies across the street 114 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:27,745 I also take 'em home. 115 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,413 [laughs] 116 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:31,248 Pepe Fernando, Ed Brown. 117 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,332 - Hey, Ed Brown. - Hi. 118 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,585 [indistinct chatter] 119 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,004 You know something? 120 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,464 I'm very happy to meet you. 121 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,632 Ed, Ed, Ed, what're you shouting for, man? 122 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,885 - It's his eyes, not his ears. - Oh. 123 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,512 Well, I just wanted to let him know 124 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:46,764 that I was happy to meet him. 125 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,766 - Pasadena knows you know. - I, uh... 126 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,517 Hey, would you wanna take a look around... 127 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,686 I mean, would you see the... 128 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,271 Watch your step becau... Oh, well. 129 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,731 Oh, it's-it's okay. Thank you, Ed. 130 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,399 I can handle it. It's okay. 131 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,402 - So, this is the garage, huh? - This is the garage alright. 132 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,946 Well, Chico told me all about it in his letters. 133 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,616 - The stairs are here. - Uh-huh. 134 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,284 And the door to the office is out there. 135 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,786 - Right. - How about that? 136 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,913 - This is your work bench. - Yeah. 137 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,081 And... 138 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,291 ...here are your pliers. 139 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,085 Hey, how about that? 140 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,961 Thanks a lot. I've been looking all over for it. 141 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,713 You didn't look... 142 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,005 Well, you didn't look good enough. 143 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,299 Ah... 144 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,134 You know something, you really don't need any help 145 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,302 in getting around, do you? 146 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,595 Well, sometimes I do. 147 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:28,138 Especially when I'm driving in heavy traffic. 148 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,765 [laughs] 149 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,226 Hey, which leads me to my lucky cousin Chico. 150 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,811 Why am I your lucky cousin? 151 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:35,979 Chico, you're lucky because my chauffeur just quit on me. 152 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,899 - And I need a new chauffeur. - Hello. 153 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:39,983 Eh-heh! 154 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,693 What do you say about the job, Chico? 155 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,988 Think about it, man. Opening nights in Las Vegas... 156 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,406 Ring side tables... 157 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,118 [speaks in foreign language] 158 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,619 Three hindered dollars a week. 159 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:51,829 Three hundred dollars a week? 160 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,539 I couldn't afford to pay you that. 161 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,791 Oh... 162 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:56,834 Wait a minute. 163 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,460 I gotta have something to say about this. 164 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:01,505 Hold it, Ed. I mean, I'm not taking Chico away from you. 165 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,216 It's only for six months, until I go to Europe. 166 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,176 - Anyway, think about it. - I will. 167 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,637 I just remembered. I gotta call my agent. 168 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,305 You wanna use our phone or the one in your car? 169 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,100 No, man. I'm gonna go in style. to my car, man. 170 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,685 Alright! 171 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,022 Right in here, man. 172 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,818 That's my cousin. He's a star, man. 173 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,487 Chico, how could you even consider leaving me 174 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,531 right in the middle of the busy season? 175 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,327 Ed, you know, it takes an old pro like you to tell 176 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,205 the difference between the busy season and the slow season. 177 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:38,167 But what kind of a job would that be for a fellow like you? 178 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,543 There you would be at Vegas... 179 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,962 Standing by the gambling tables, losing your money. 180 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,548 Drinking. Staying up all hours of the night. 181 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,466 Chasing those beautiful show girls around 182 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,260 who don't have much on. And... 183 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,512 Wait a minute. Take me. Take me! 184 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,222 - I've been waiting-- - Ed, Ed, Ed. 185 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,641 I'm not gonna leave you until I can get a suitable replacement. 186 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,059 Somebody you'll get along with. 187 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,061 Somebody I'll get along with? I get... 188 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,563 If there's somebody I could get along with 189 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,273 he'd have to be like me, and, if he's like me 190 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,941 I couldn't get along with him. 191 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,069 Oh, he's here! 192 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,198 In the beautiful flesh and claws! 193 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,240 Oh, Pepe! 194 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,575 [indistinct] 195 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,952 ♪ Come on baby light my fire ♪ 196 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,246 ♪ Come on baby light my fire ♪ 197 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,124 ♪ Try to set the night on fire ♪♪ 198 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,585 Well, who's this girl with the fabulous voice? 199 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:24,504 I thought you said there's nothing wrong with his hearing. 200 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,841 Ah, Monsieur Pepe 201 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,177 allow me to introduce the rage of three continents. 202 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,511 Not to mention a little cow town in Puerto Rico. 203 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,097 She has charm with grace and style 204 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,266 not to mention the Chile rellenos. 205 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,434 My Chile rellanos? 206 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,562 I told you not to mention those. 207 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:43,315 - Here she is, Liz Garcia. - Ah, Liz... 208 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,357 [speaking in foreign language] 209 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,777 Oh, Pepe, what a thrill! 210 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,987 I am your one woman fan club. 211 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:52,282 When I hear you sing, I get so heated up I have to use a fan. 212 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,284 Well... 213 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,206 I wonder if you're as foxy as I think you are. 214 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,250 Oh, take a look. 215 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,876 Well, you have such a nice face. 216 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,463 Beautiful hair, classic chin, lovely throat-- 217 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,256 Oh, cuz, I'll describe the rest. 218 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,759 - Heh. - Yeah. 219 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,427 And you'd better. 220 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,639 He doesn't need a seeing eye dog, he's got seeing eye hands. 221 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,058 Listen, Pepe, take my word for it. 222 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,227 From the neck down, she's just like any other girl. 223 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,561 Well, that's good enough for me. 224 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,605 Pepe, Pepe, Pepe. 225 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,651 Pepe, I wonder if you would sing my favorite song. 226 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,820 - Which one is that? - Anything you sing. 227 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,739 Well, of course. You sang for me. 228 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,574 So, why shouldn't I sing for you? Oh, yeah, Chico. 229 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:35,701 [speaking in foreign language] 230 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,078 - Right. - Oh-ho. Wonderful. 231 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,542 - Oh. - Here you go, cuz. 232 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,210 - Oh. - Thank you. 233 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,171 [guitar music] 234 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,173 [screaming] 235 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:04,354 ♪ Well you know that it would be untrue ♪ 236 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:08,734 ♪ You know that I would be a liar ♪ 237 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:13,697 ♪ If I was to say to you yeah ♪ 238 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:16,992 ♪ Mama we couldn't get much higher ♪ 239 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,328 ♪ Come on baby light my fire ♪ 240 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:21,955 ♪ Yeah ♪ 241 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,874 ♪ Come on baby light ♪ 242 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,001 ♪ Won't you light my fire? ♪ 243 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,880 ♪ Try to set the night on fire ♪ 244 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,675 ♪ Yeah yeah come on baby light ♪ 245 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,969 ♪ Won't you light my fire? ♪ 246 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,013 ♪ Come on baby light my fire ♪ 247 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,390 ♪ Don't you know it's alright ♪♪ 248 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,020 [cheering and applause] 249 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:48,398 Terrific! That was really terrific! 250 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,029 [indistinct] 251 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,657 - Uh-huh. - Oh, hey. 252 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:58,742 Chico. 253 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,453 What was the name of that song? 254 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,746 Pepe, man, you sound better-- 255 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,373 Oh-oh-oh. 256 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,458 [phone ringing] 257 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,458 Hello? 258 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,336 Ed Brown's garage a go-go. 259 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,255 Oh, hi. 260 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,258 Hi, Reverend Bemis, how are you? Everyt... 261 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,426 What happened? 262 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,428 No kidding! 263 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,888 Where? 264 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,181 5th and main? 265 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,392 Okay, I'll send Chico over right away. 266 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,602 - Chico. - Yeah, yeah, what happened? 267 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,398 What happened is that the Reverend Bemis had this car 268 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,359 and he put his bible in it and now the bible is missing. 269 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,443 So, why'd he call you? 270 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,612 Because the car is missing too. 271 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,155 I'll tell you what. Take the tow truck. 272 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,990 Get over to 5th and main right away. 273 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,953 And make sure you get the reverend to the church on time. 274 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,453 I'll be right back. 275 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,125 - Ed, would you please? - Oh, sure. 276 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,167 [sighs] 277 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,169 So, tell me Liz, uh, what do you do? 278 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,964 Oh, well, since three and a half hours ago... 279 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,633 ...I'm a freelance full fledged nurse. 280 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,386 Ah, a nurse. What a coincidence. 281 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,929 I get these headaches. 282 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,390 And, I don't know what to do for 'em. 283 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,808 I'll tell you what to do. 284 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,309 - Just do the same thing I do. - What's that? 285 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,270 I take a beaker of bourbon every hour. 286 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,062 Uh-huh. 287 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,772 At the end of two hours 288 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,692 my headache is still there, but I'm gone. 289 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,235 [chuckling] Oh. 290 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,994 You know most headaches come from tension and nerves. 291 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,745 And if you've got the tension to come to me 292 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,331 I have the nerve to help you. 293 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,833 You're next, honey. 294 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,836 [speaking in foreign language] 295 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,881 Oh, that feels great. 296 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,883 You know, this will take care of my next two headaches. 297 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,427 I'd like to have you around. 298 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,138 Say! 299 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,973 Why not? 300 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,683 This girl could be your companion. 301 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,101 - Even better than Chico. - Uh-huh. 302 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,687 Look at her. She's beautiful, she's bright. 303 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,980 She drives like Mario 304 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,690 and Fred Eves have got a better figure. 305 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,982 And if you ever have an accident 306 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,860 she's right there with the first-aid. 307 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,947 - Ed... that's a great idea. - Yeah? 308 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,699 What are you two talkin' about? 309 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,993 Well, Pepe needs a new chauffeur. 310 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,787 He wants somebody to drive his car for the next six months. 311 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,706 Would you be interested? 312 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,249 - Drive his car? - Yeah. 313 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,252 I have just spent a full year preparing myself to be worthy 314 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,171 of the high profession of the nurse. 315 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,674 A healer, dedicated to the practice of the medical arts. 316 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,593 And devoted to the sacred duties 317 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,386 of relieving the sick and afflicted. 318 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,556 What could make me forget all of that and become a chauffeur? 319 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,517 Pay is $300 a week. 320 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,976 Where are the keys? 321 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,357 It's over there. 322 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,776 Oh, wait. I can't. 323 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,611 - No? Why not? - No. 324 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,821 Because I would be a traitor to my patients. 325 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,366 What're you talkin' about? Make believe is your patient. 326 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,326 He has all these terrible headaches, he needs you. 327 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,495 - Right, Pepe? - Hmm-hmm. 328 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,455 Oh, I accept. 329 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,583 Okay, boss. It's time for your vitamin injection. 330 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,043 Right, Pepe. 331 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,298 And now, to celebrate the job... 332 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,800 ...how about takin' the boss out to lunch. 333 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,677 Oh, okay, you come with me, honey. 334 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,886 Oh, I will, oh, yeah. 335 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,721 I know a place not far away. 336 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,057 It's called Fernando's Hideaway. 337 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,767 Fernando's Hideaway? 338 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,769 It used to be Shipero's delicatessen. 339 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,437 Ah... 340 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,605 Thank you. Thank you, Ed. 341 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,023 Well, uh... 342 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,734 Try the lobster in... 343 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,112 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 344 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,747 Oh, they went over to Shipero's delicatessen. 345 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,000 - Oh, yeah, Fernando's Hideaway. - Yeah. 346 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,459 - I wanna ask you something. - What's that? 347 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,378 Think this jacket will look good in Vegas? 348 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,130 Oh... 349 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,299 Are you-are you kidding? 350 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,259 That jacket would look great in Vegas. 351 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,262 Matter of fact, it would look sensational in Vegas. 352 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,014 I wonder who'll be wearing it. 353 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,727 Wait a minute, what do you mean you wonder who'll be wearing 354 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,020 my jacket in Vegas? 355 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,396 You're trying to tell me I don't have the job? 356 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,023 You got it. 357 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,650 Well, I mean, you haven't got it. 358 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,736 - Well, whose got it? - Liz Garcia's got it. 359 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,155 - Oh, Liz-Liz Garcia? - Yeah. 360 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,656 What does she know about mechanics? 361 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,658 What if the car breaks down on a lonely country road? 362 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,035 What could she do for Pepe? 363 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,287 - Well-- - Don't answer that. 364 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,166 [speaking in foreign language] 365 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,630 Hey, why are you so suspicious of your cousin Pepe? 366 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,299 Are you kidding, last year we made more passes than Joe Namath 367 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,051 only not in the same field. 368 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,677 [horn honks] 369 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,971 [tire screeches] 370 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,684 Hey, good to see you again. 371 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,269 Hey. 372 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,230 Hey, Chico, what's happening-- 373 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,441 I'll tell you what's happenin'. 374 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,235 I'm a practical mechanic with two years of experience. 375 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,029 And here you go and get the job. 376 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,489 Let me see you explain the operation 377 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,574 of an internal combustion multiple cylinder 378 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,742 reciprocating engines. 379 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,285 Sure, where is one? 380 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,663 Right here. Here's one. 381 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,789 Go ahead, give me a rundown. 382 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,499 - Okay, I give it to you. - Hmm-hmm. 383 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,708 Ah, that's the sandbelt. 384 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,378 No, that's the shaft. And you gave me that already. 385 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,344 [clears throat] Oh, okay. 386 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,012 Um, that's the differential. 387 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,389 What's the differential? 388 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,516 That's what I say, "What's the differential?" 389 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,226 [laughing] 390 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,354 [clears throat] Anyway. 391 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,064 This part here is the gizmo. 392 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,233 And the gizmo is bobby pinned to the gadget. 393 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,734 And the gadget is glued to the gimmick. 394 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,486 And the gimmick's connected to the headlight. 395 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,279 And the headlight's connected to the tail bottom. 396 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,573 ♪ And the tail bottom's connected to the depot ♪ 397 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,909 ♪ And the depot's connected to the neck boat ♪ 398 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,245 ♪ And the neck boat's connected to the low boat ♪ 399 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,746 [indistinct singing] 400 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,250 Alright, alright, alright! Cut it out. Cut it out! 401 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,627 Please! 402 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,754 Take it easy, man. 403 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,340 Easy, Chico, you're getting all worked up for nothing. 404 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,343 Like I told Liz, I felt guilty about taking you away from Ed. 405 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,262 Yeah, but meanwhile, you're gonna try and make a mechanic 406 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,639 out of a registered nurse. You're nipping her in the bud. 407 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,433 Who's nipping whose bud? 408 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,269 Don't look at me. I didn't lay a hand on you. 409 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,272 Look, Chico, it's very simple. 410 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,607 She's a nurse and I'm a patient. 411 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,068 - Pepe, perimito... - What, what, what, what, what? 412 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,195 You haven't been sick a day in your life. 413 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,157 Well... it's been catching up with me lately. 414 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,451 Excuse me. 415 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,704 Chico, he's offering me $300 a week. 416 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,624 Did you know how many bed pans I have to own for $300 a week? 417 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,335 It'll be good or me and it'll be good for Pepe too. 418 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,796 We both thought it was a wonderful idea. 419 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,465 - As soon as Ed suggested it. - Yeah. 420 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,219 - Ed suggested it? - Oh-oh. 421 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,015 Thank you. That's all I wanted to know. 422 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,391 Oh, Ed... 423 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,393 Ed, dear... 424 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,771 You suggested it, man! 425 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,481 Wait a minute. Wait a minute... 426 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,484 Before you start hollering at me I just have to say one thing. 427 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,277 - What? - Don't holler. 428 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,363 Ed, I'm a reasonable guy and I'm always willing to listen 429 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,491 to the other side of the argument. So, don't talk. 430 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,994 Listen, now you are rotten, under-handed, sneaky, deceptive 431 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,330 and deceitful and... 432 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,707 Keep going, I'm in there someplace. 433 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,959 You're in there every place. Do you know what you did to me? 434 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,879 You put my girl in the car with a Don Juan of San Juan. 435 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,256 She'll have to fight traffic and Pepe at the same time. 436 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,965 She'll need a seat belt when she's not driving. 437 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,511 She'll be all over the road, he'll be all over her. 438 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,012 How could you do this to me, man? 439 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,181 - Why do you always get involv-- - Will you stop hollering? 440 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,475 It wasn't my fault. I only suggested it. 441 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519 He offered her the job. She accepted it. 442 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,686 You wanna holler at somebody, go holler at her. 443 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,190 - I'd rather holler at you. - Oh. 444 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,775 How's the headache now, honey? 445 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,861 Oh, the headache's fine. But I feel terrible. 446 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,196 My lower back is agony. 447 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,365 I've tried everything. 448 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,116 How about lying down? 449 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,785 That's a good idea. Why don't you? 450 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,244 [laughs] 451 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,247 I mean you. 452 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,580 - Oh. - I'll help you, come on. 453 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,084 - No, no, no, I'll help you. - Oh, okay. 454 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,462 [laughs] You do very well. Okay. 455 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,881 So, we sit down here and I'll give you a little massage. 456 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,218 - First, this side. - Oh, this feels really nice. 457 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,387 You've got such soft hands. 458 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,722 And your perfume. Hmm. 459 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,892 Please, Pepe. Forget about hands and perfume. 460 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,561 We are here for something else. 461 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,397 That's right. And you're my kinda girl. 462 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,023 Ah... Hey! 463 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,109 [grunts] 464 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,569 No! 465 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,237 Aye! 466 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,321 How dare you! 467 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,781 [speaking in foreign language] 468 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,700 Total animal! 469 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,621 Your cousin just made a pass at a registered nurse. 470 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,249 I'm going home and dump a bucket of water 471 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,501 on his record of "Light my fire." 472 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,546 Pepe. 473 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,339 Come here, man. 474 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,092 What did you do to Liz? 475 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,719 I didn't do anything to her. 476 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,804 I just made a pass at her. And she slapped me in the face. 477 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,431 Well, I don't blame her, if I was your chauffeur 478 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,433 and you tried to kiss me, I'd slap you too. 479 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,270 But you don't realize what that girl did to me. I mean... 480 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,771 She slapped me. 481 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,481 Me. Pepe Fernando. 482 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,275 Why? What's so terrible about that? 483 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,694 Big deal, she slapped you. You'll get over it. 484 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,488 - What's so terrible? - Terrible? 485 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,657 It wasn't terrible. It was wonderful. 486 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,118 I mean, all my life... 487 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,455 ...I'd been treated special, because I was blind... 488 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,582 Or maybe because I was a celebrity. 489 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,626 But, for the first time 490 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,170 I met a girl who said, "Hey, you ain't gonna get away with that 491 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,796 jive, baby." 492 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,508 And, she treated me... 493 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,136 ...and accepted me for me, just as I am. 494 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,888 - A man. - That's right. 495 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,349 Hey, the job's still open now though, isn't it? 496 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,184 [snaps fingers] Yeah, the job is open. 497 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,977 And I can't wait to get started. 498 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,063 - Yeah-- - Okay, okay. 499 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,606 Alright, take the job. 500 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,650 Take the job and go to Vegas. 501 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,194 Live the good life with the beautiful people. 502 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,820 Play blackjack and crap. 503 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,571 You won't find any blackjack around here. 504 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,699 But you'll find a lot of... Never mind. 505 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,661 Hey, Ed. 506 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,998 You mean, you really want me to go to Las Vegas? 507 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,625 Yes, I want you to go. 508 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,086 I got along before you and I'll get along after you. 509 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,506 My problem is trying to get along during you. 510 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,257 Alright, if that's the way you feel about it 511 00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,550 that's fine with me. 512 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,511 Boy, go be nice to people. 513 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,388 You slave, you work hard, you sacrifice 514 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,640 and they tell you to go to Vegas and live the good life. 515 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,308 - It's just not fair. - Yeah. 516 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,601 "Just not fair", he says. 517 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,353 You take somebody in, off the streets 518 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,688 and you give them every luxury. 519 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,690 - I-- - Luxury, what luxury? 520 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,692 I don't know about luxury, but I was sure taken in. 521 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,361 Yeah, well, if you were taken in you can certainly be let out. 522 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,113 [speaking in foreign language] 523 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,531 What's he saying? Hey. 524 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,865 What's he talking about? 525 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,742 I don't know, I wanna know what he said. 526 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,619 You'll find out as soon as I leave and then you'll be sorry 527 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,788 you don't have me anymore. 528 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,039 I'm not interested in what you have. 529 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,582 ♪ Chico ♪ 530 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,003 ♪ Don't be discouraged ♪ 531 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:39,424 ♪ The Man he ain't so hard to understand ♪ 532 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,427 ♪ Chico ♪ 533 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,388 ♪ If you try now ♪ 534 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,016 ♪ I know that you can lend ♪ 535 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,435 ♪ A helping hand ♪ 536 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,396 ♪ Because there's good in every one ♪ 537 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,398 ♪ And a new day has begun ♪ 538 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,484 ♪ You can see the morning sun ♪ 539 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,320 ♪ If you try ♪ 540 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,031 ♪ And I know ♪ 541 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,034 ♪ Things will be better ♪ 542 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,285 ♪ Oh yes they will ♪ 543 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:11,414 ♪ For Chico and The Man yeah ♪ 544 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,916 ♪ Yes they will ♪ 545 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,917 ♪ For Chico ♪ 546 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,465 ♪ And The Man ♪♪ 547 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:43,071 ♪ The Man he's going to give you a raise ♪ 548 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,491 ♪ Chico if you try now you know it's going to very... ♪ 549 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,826 Alright, alright, that's enough. 550 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,246 Hey, Chico, something has been bothering me. 551 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,748 Why does you cousin say 552 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,958 that the next lady chauffeur he hired 553 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,710 would have to have a big television? 554 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,962 No, you misunderstood. He didn't say big television. 555 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,340 He said she'd had to have a great set. 556 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,965 Oh, yeah. 557 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:08,638 [horn honking] 558 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,143 - Pepe. - Hey. 559 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,145 This is a surprise. What're you doing back here, brother? 560 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,147 Well, I just dropped in to say goodbye. 561 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,234 Oh, well, man, I'm sorry to see you go. That's a shame... 562 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,653 Well, I know you gotta get back on the road and everything-- 563 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,531 - Well, you know when you got-- - I, uh, Pepe... 564 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:27,990 I think there's something you ought to know. 565 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,659 I think somebody's been taking advantage of you. 566 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,369 Did you know your new chauffeur is not a girl? 567 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,913 I know that, Ed. 568 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,415 You see, from now on, things are different with me. 569 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,960 I've cut out all of that playboy life. 570 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,837 And I've decided to travel light. 571 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,506 Now, I travel with a chauffeur and a butler. 572 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,882 - Oh. - That's better. 573 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,010 - That's a much better, safe-- - I... Yeah. 574 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,470 Excuse me. 575 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,888 I just wanna freshen up... 576 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,475 - Go ahead, Sam. - Yeah. 577 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,686 Uh, Pepe, who-who's that? 578 00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,480 That's the butler. 579 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,526 I have... Wait a minute. 580 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,987 How did you get this lipstick on your collar? 581 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,489 - Well, um-- - Wait a minute, Ed. 582 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,700 - I think I can solve that. - Yeah? 583 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,119 - The butler did it. - The butler did it. I got it. 584 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,998 [theme music] 585 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,212 [male narrator] "Chico and The Man" was recorded live 586 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,883 before a studio audience at NBC studio, suburban California. 587 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,593 ♪♪ 588 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,929 ♪ Chico was born in El Barrio ♪ 589 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:35,683 ♪ He spent much of his time in the streets ♪ 590 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,895 ♪ His mind was craving for knowledge ♪ 591 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,397 ♪ His belly for something to eat ♪ 592 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,983 ♪ But times are hard hard ♪ 593 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:47,570 ♪ For Chico and The Man ♪ 594 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,699 ♪ Times are hard ♪ 595 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,660 ♪ For Chico and The Man ♪ 596 00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:57,038 [vocalizing] 597 00:24:57,747 --> 00:25:00,082 ♪ Alright ♪ 598 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,584 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪♪